I'm behind the Eight Ball

I forgot I had made a Heart and Cross
At Pottery
When I plant it seems like a Minor Miracle
Has happened because
I cannot remember planting them.
The Elves have run away with my
Handbag
And I lost my beautiful
$ 4 Blouse
From the Op Shop
Moral
I do not think it is a good Idea
To substitute Pot for Cigarettes!