Come Christmas

I've discovered
Today
That by Far
The most mentally retarding Drug
Is the Olanzepine
Which makes me Happy
Because I've cracked it
All on my own
And once again
I shall have to Liaise
But I am over joyed that I am feeling Better
But that makes
Me put forward
A Request
Can you Boys and Girls Please
All go home for Christmas
i.e. In other words
Can all you Bastards
Please go home for Christmas
And Stop Fighting
And start fighting
Again in the New Year
If the Urge takes you then if you are so Desperate!
So that Children
Aren't born to Violence
For one Short Month
So that the Menatlly Ill
Can Live Without Fear
For One Month
A Year
It would be a Start
For those Terrified
But the Lunacy of Our Respective Societies
It would Positively
Reflect in my Mental State
I Predict
That I would need
Less Medication
Christmas Wish!

Today

Christmas Star

Comment on Mumbai

Can we Please Stop Crucifying One Another?

White Rose

Innocence

God Bless All and especially those that have been caught up in the Mumbai Tradgedy.

Gods Wedding Ring

God's Wedding Ring

With Daisies Popping Up

Sunday is Family time for God and Goddess..........

And Hopefully

For as many of their Children

As Possible

I have painted

A Yellow Ribbon

As a Suggestion for Bi Polar Day

And an orange one perhaps for Schizophrenia Day

And maybe a Red Ribbon

For Red Cross

For the Protection

Of Our Children

And a Green one for Ireland and for Peace Everywhere - Prayer

The Heart is Pure Gold Leaf

The White one is for Domestic Violence

The Pink one is for Breast Cancer

And All Cancers

The 69 is the Symbol of Cancer

I have gingerly applied a pressed pansy

To represent and Symbolise

The Significance

And Depth

of the Mystery

and Beauty of Flowers

And perhaps a Blue Ribbon

For the Love of Animals

I should like to give

Barack Obama

The Five Leafed Clover

I have hand made for the

Pentagon

The Painting has a Rainbow

And a Suggestion

Of Our Native New Zealand Bush

And Tinsel for Jesus

And a White

Australian Bird

Salvaged from

One of my T-Shirts

Can anyone tell me the name of this bird please?

I'm behind the Eight Ball

I forgot I had made a Heart and Cross
At Pottery
When I plant it seems like a Minor Miracle
Has happened because
I cannot remember planting them.
The Elves have run away with my
Handbag
And I lost my beautiful
$ 4 Blouse
From the Op Shop
Moral
I do not think it is a good Idea
To substitute Pot for Cigarettes!

Merry Christmas

To All

On Wednesday I was an Op Shop Model.............

And the Star of the Show was Walt.
Who carved his own set of False Teeth
Especially for the Day
And put them in a glass
And then he used an Old Ash Tray
To make a Candle Holder
And went around as Wee Willie Winkie
They were all Stars
But Dolly
and Di Anne were really Funny.
A Splendid Morning Tea was served
And as Models we were given Snowmen
I wore Brown Culottes?? (How do you Spell that) with Embroidered Roses
And a Yellow Blouse
And Coloured Scarf
And smelt the Roses
As part of my Cat Walk

There was only one condition.

That the Models Smiled

Tonight I celebrate 500 Posts

I saw a programme on beautiful African Women. We Europeans are so inhibited in comparison.

I had such a lovely day playing Golf on Tuesday......

Beneath Te Aroha, the Mountain of Love
It didn't rain while we were playing
And I had the privilege of meeting up with
Cherry again
And I also met Carol
It was like Christmas
For Everyone
The food was a veritable Banquet
Thank you Te Aroha
I played terrible Golf
And was advised
To learn
How to use my Irons
But it was such a pleasant day
Who would notice

Christmas Tree

Sweet Peas

Oh God How Dumb of me.............How do you spell Dwarfs?

Job Application to Mr Prime Minister or Mr President

Application for Work
As a Jester
To remind
Of what
Could
And Should
Be Achieved
Idealism
Verses "Realism"
Freedom
The Aim
Heaven
On Earth

I promise at least a Drawing a day
For no more than $100 per day
That's U.S. or Kiwi
So that I can amply
Feed and Clothe
My Family

File Under: Joke of the Century

Screen Saver Idea

Harp of Peace upon a Doves Wing

Imaginary White Wading Bird

My Jester has a baby Jack in the Box

For Christmas
He waved goodbye to Hamish
Setting his sights on Australia
To make money
God Bless Australia
And New Zealand both
My Baby has not only fled
The Nest
But he has left
For another Country
Good luck John Key!

H.M.S Happy Cat

Today I was nearly embarrassed my good fortune at Golf. I won two raffles and had the sixth best Stable ford in spite of playing not so good! I came home laden with goodies. They even had a Lady Santa Claus serving Strawberries and Marshmallows. Later they served Christmas Cake. It is such fun to play nine holes of Golf with these lovely Ladies.

Tuesday

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Wouldn't it be Wonderful if we forgot about Adversarial
aspects of Politics, etc, etc and all worked for the Common Good.

Head Ache Free Politics
It seems John Key has the Common Good in mind
and I like the fact that he didn't Stoop to Gutter Politics.

Playtime in November

Dots and Squares.

Kaleidoscopic Colours

Best Wishes for Your Birthday Prince Charles

I'd like to suggest a new Degree .........................

A Degree in Flower Power.

One would Study Flowers.

And the Beauty

And Mystery of Them.

Can anyone tell my the real name of this Iris.........

Which I have called "Sunrise"

Violetta is Reborn in Bronze

Another Picture for Movember Month

I've had a Wonderful Day in Paradise..................

And John Key seems in agreement to Protect the Poor workers

So All in All

Marvellous

I live in Hope!

Today I worked on "The Love of the Goddess"
I dragged the Cob Webs from my Bonsai
and re spun them to make silken thread to apply
To the Long White Clouds of Aotearoa.
They are fluffy - if a little bedraggled
I may have to put
More White Paint on it.

Kaleidoscopic Rose

Kaleidoscopic Rose

Guy Fawkes Jester

Guy Fawkes Jester

I Just Saw Fireworks!

Universal Well Wishes

I had fun as a White Witch Today..................

I broke a milk thistle and drew a white heart on the palm of my hand.
I do not know any spells except a nice Mulled Red Wine.
I had such fun with John and Sandra.
John and I worked on
"The Love of the Goddess" Painting.
We put Gold Leaf In the Heart of the Madonna.
I got my allocation of Pineapple Lumps
on the way home and thanked God for them.
My wand is a Rainbow Coloured Pencil
That I thought I might never show my son.

Thanks for all the help Johnny Boy

Sun Kissed Girls

This is not a Good Photo. I will work on that but this work of Di Tockers was made with Calypso Gold.

The Two Sisters in Mourning

God Bless Sandra Goudie and All the other Politicians. May they Usher in a New Age of Politics

Hypno Kiss

Our Father Which Art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name
Thy Kingdom Come
Thy Will be done
On Earth
As in Heaven
Give us our daily Bread
And forgive those
That tresspass
Against us
And Lead Us
Not into Temptation
but Deliverance from Evil
For thine is the Kingdom
The Power
And the Glory
Now and Forever

Just a good old daily Prayer

Hypno Kiss

Shall I tell you about a Rising Star

Her name is Lisa
And she is a brilliant Artist.
And she is pumping out Good Work!
Here are a couple of examples of her Work.
They are so cheap and yet so Artful.
So Modest is her Expectation
Yet so beautiful her Work.
To watch her work is like watching an Artisan.
Yet Art is her second LOVE.
Singing is her FIRST LOVE
So watch this Space

Barack has been Elected

Congratulations.
Your Grandmother would be very proud of you.
I'm sure they are Celebrating in Heaven!
And I Celebrated by drinking Ginger Beer
And becoming a Fellow
Scientist of Bubbles
And a marvellous
Speech by Senator McCain
Good luck
Good Will
God Bless!

Tear Drop of the Goddess

Tear Drop of the Goddess

Universal Clover

Four Leaf Clover.....

I'm all in a dither

I forgot to go to my volunteer job
And I lost my handbag!
God help me
for when I work alone Today

When Dan rolled into Town

He brought Peace
To the Entire WORLD
For surely THAT
is the Ultimate Goal
Of all Noble men and women
All Warriors
All Diplomats
All People
All children
May New Zealand
Remain a
Peaceful
Country
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A Peaceful Country

Four Leafed Clover

Nightie night Twinkle Winkles

This Angel

That I drew yesturday is for the lovely Linda

And I didn't know that I was going to be escorted

by an Angel dressed as a Rose.

The Sun Shone and I was so happy and that I went out and made Peace with Nature by taking a photo in the Evening Light of a Ring of Pompoms. The Pompoms are Cream come White! While Roses are A Symphony of Delight and I wish I had remembered more by name but I do remember Goldilocks.